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The Vagina Queen

Sergio "The Spasm" Ciccone


As one of the founding member of the Band Of Rafters, Sergio Ciccone unexpectedly backed out of rafting because  he was claiming severe back spasms will impede his ability to safely raft.  Knowing that this was the most lame of excuses, Sergio launched a preemptive strike against the verbal onslaught his estrogen based excuse was going to yield.  The 2005 BHOR rafting video opened up with his own explanation of 'why' he would not be able to participate.  He soon learned that was not such a good idea.  View the "I Am Not A WUS video".

We all knew that 'back spasms' was just a bunch of crap.  Because the next year he claimed shoulder pain.  His chronic complaining sounds like a whining little kid or the quintessential middle aged pussy... hence the moniker "The Vagina Queen."

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