Tammy Faye

December 27, 2002

Dear Friggin Editor:

I have always been a fan of your website, especially since December 1997 when you not-so elegantly disemboweled my ex-husband and known felon Jimmy Ray. But now you have stooped to a new low. Cancer is no laughing matter and to think that you have the nerve to insinuate any form of humor about this horrific disease is beyond my comprehension. To make matters worse, you then go on to ridicule people of a different faith than yours. I think you have gone too far,

If there are two subjects for which I have a deep understanding, it is cancer and religion. These subjects touch my heart the most so I expect a public apology regarding this matter.

Sincerely,
Tammy Faye Bakker Messner
Swetback, TN
tfbm@scamnet.org

Dear Ms. Messner

If there is one thing I can't stand and that is a person who is full of themselves. I have complete disdain for individuals who spew forth such sanctimonious rhetoric as you have just done. You are a hypocrite of the first magnitude and to make matters worse... you are ugly too.

Poking fun at cancer and religion is fine because I am of the belief that they are one and the same. I know this might anger some of my loyal readers but do you think I care? And especially... do you think I care about what YOU think?

Speaking of things that touch your heart... my insiders are telling me that you are currently in negotiations with Sherwin-Williams, the paint manufacturer. It appears they wish to license the chemical formula for your make up. Chemists at Sherwin-Williams feel your makeup contains the special properties as to make their exterior paint more resilient to the elements. Perhaps they have a point.

Again... best to you and yours and I hope you are enjoying your 2002 Christmas season. And if you see Jimmy Ray... tell him the boys (still on the inside) are fondly remembering him.

Sincerely - The Friggin Editor