June 6, 2002

Dear Andy...  I'm impressed!  Not just with your phenomenal web site but with your artistic ability to blend light and sound into an incredible piece of art.   What I'm referring to is you streaming video "Comfortably Numb."  You captured the essence of your dental experience so wonderfully it brought tears of laughter to my eyes.
As George (Lucas) and I watched your masterpiece for the third time, we experienced a simultaneous epiphany.   We want you to have your people contact my people as soon as possible so we can do lunch at George's ranch.  We feel your clever insight would be a huge asset for our next project. 

I'll send my Lear down to Charlotte next week.  In the meantime... call if you need anything.

Signed:
Steven Speilberg, Hollywood CA
r2d2@aol.com
 
Dear Misters Speilberg and Lucas...Or can I call you Steve and George. 

I would be honored to meet with you at Skywalker Ranch.  It has always been my dream to raise the single finger in salute as I say goodbye and good riddance to Corporate America.  You are giving me the opportunity to do what I've always dreamed of doing... making blockbuster motion pictures while hob-knobbing with bodacious babes.

Just to let you know, I have a project in mind that brings closure to many themes left open in your past films.  It deals with medical experiments performed on sharks by German doctors specializing in space medicine.  I'm not sure where it's going but all I know is we gotta get that Ritchie Cunningham kid to play the lead! 

Ciao baby...