July 22, 1998Crazy Tina

Dear Sick Demented Editor: 

I was just reading The Browne Pages and I think you have way to much time on your hands. If you invested just a portion of the time you spend in your web page on real work, you would be a rich person, instead of the poor slacker for what you really are.  You really need to get a life and spend more time concentrating on real work rather than being a damn comedian.

No really... your work is very funny I just like busting your balls.  You seem like you have a brain in your head, although I am not to sure - but I liked everything about The Browne Pages.  It is the kinda thing I would read if I wasn't into into reading trash and porno. 

Signed: Tina Leimbach,
Cleveland Ohio

tleimbach@hotmail.com

 

Dear Tina...  

You call me demented... well if this isn't the case of the pot calling the kettle black.  You could write a book on what its like to live in a dysfunctional lifestyle.  Just tell me (and my readers) one thing... what a highly educated and beautiful woman like yourself doing selling her body on "The Flats" in downtown Cleveland?