February 19, 1998

Dear Editor:  Only a sole as self absorbed as you would believe that streets were named after you as an honor.

The truth of the matter is they just wanted to be sure you could find way home.  The city fathers most likely felt that if they named the damn street after you, maybe, just maybe you would remember the name of it.

Signed: Ernest Elsworthy, Dallas Texas
4els@airmail.net

Dear Ernie,

I'd be a fool to argue with logic like that.  ED.