February 17, 1998SuperFan - Harry Ehrlich

Dear Frigging Editor:  I recently felt compelled to write you and offer up a compliment, perhaps feeble in effort, but a compliment nonetheless.  The response, as expected, was terse, vulgar and lacked any sense of talent.  So once again I offer a comment.  Get and assistant, perhaps President Clinton could offer some advice.   I imagine that with the lack of REAL work which you have grown accustomed to, it must be far too difficult to proof read this rag!  I found two glaring errors in your text.

One is located in the pathetic chronology of your life (1990), and the other in your effort to respond to the legal "dick" at Weiner Co.  While I generally respect a journalist, I must say that in your case I don't!  I do concede a degree of illiteracy on my behalf, but then, I don't make an attempt at journalistic humor (note attempt).  Get a life!

Signed: Harry "The Super Fan" Ehrlich
hehrlich@erols.com

P.S.  Get some real technology and put a spell check in this thing.

Dear Harry,

You amaze me.  Twelve months ago you couldn't even spell "PC". Three months ago your kids shamed you into calling me for help when you couldn't install one of their simple PC games.   Doesn't it make you feel like a complete fool to have your six year old son say things like "Daddy if you can't fix - just call Uncle Andy - he always knows what to do."