January 29, 1998

Dear Andy:  In one word... Wow!  This new and expanded web page is truly a feat of extreme talent, effort, dedication and a clear indication of what its like working for a big BANK!   I'm not sure if I'm more impressed with the web page, or the fact that you now have so much free time to devote to such extraordinary ventures.  I've got to say, "it looks damn good".  Too bad the content is so lacking.   What you need is an intern!  The intern could help improve the content or at least channel some of your attention to something more uplifting.    The truth be told, the only reason I even opened and read this page is 1) no one else knows my email address (I like it that way) and 2) I married into the family and really have no choice.  But OK, I did open it and its good.  It used to be that I only had to put up with you guys a couple of times a year (when you lived in the frozen tundra) then luck struck and you moved.  Freedom from relatives was my initial thought, but NO!  Not with this #@!%&* technology! 

Anyway, I know you've got the time to read this crap, but I don't have the time to write it.  So lose my email, stop bothering me and get a real job which requires more than 21 1/2 hours of effort.  In all seriousness, really GREAT page, Andy!  But, since I'm so damn clueless as to the technology... anything will impress me.  Kiss the dog, walk the kid and slap the wife for me.  Hope your all well!

Signed: Harry "The Super Fan" Ehrlich
Rye NY
hehrlich@erols.com

Dear Harry,

I was amazed to read your comments.    Here it is... you're a successful New York City professional.  You make tons of money.  You're definitely on the fast track, becoming a partner in a prestigious financial investment organization.  But Harry, I'm sorry to say that your writing skills really do SUCK!  I had to correct a number of grossly stupid and careless misspellings.  In addition, your vain attempts at trying to sound knowledgeable about professional and college sports was so feeble, I was forced to edit out your entire effort.  Had I left it in, my readers would have gotten so bored, they would have click off and gone elsewhere.  If you really want to improve yourself, quit spending so much time taking tennis and rock climbing lessons.  Go back to school and learn how to write.

Love to Joni and the Kids  :-)