| Charlotte, NC 7/1/98 - Viagra, the new miracle drug developed for men afflicted with LWS (Limp Weiner Syndrome), has been accidentally found to cause vegetable deformities when used as a garden fertilizer! It has been reported that the taste and texture of these tomatoes |
 Viagra induced tomato |
were found to be consistent with that of any other home grown veggies.
My husband, who is not known for his love for vegetables, has been consuming my garden creations with an voracious appetite similar (I'm sure) to that of a Ethiopian peasant. |
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While no definitive medical studies have been undertaken, some really fantastic side effects have occurred as a result of consuming food grown with Viagra laced fertilizer. Not only am I getting my husband to eat all his vegetables, but no longer does he watch TV or play on his computer till the wee-hours of the morning. In addition, the exercise I am receiving as a result of his new amorous inclinations has had a positive effect on me as well. :-) |
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